Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
Get the TUESDAYSmug. CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
Get the Tuesdaymug. The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
Get the Patch Tuesdaymug. A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.
I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
Get the Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenonmug. used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.
“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”
“yeah, it’s tuesday.”
“yeah, it’s tuesday.”
by honalele August 21, 2022
Get the it’s tuesdaymug. guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
Get the 8 ball tuesdaymug. on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
Get the Tickle Tuesdaymug.