Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.
"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"
"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."
"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."
by Johnny Soporno May 03, 2008
A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
by ialwayseatup July 01, 2022
by adox1922 October 10, 2010
Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others
"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"
"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"
"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"
"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018
Charlie picked up a girl named Shelly at the club last night...and wanted to give her a Rusty Shower but she asked him to give her a pick-up truck instead...
by ear me now April 04, 2010
A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would
The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!
by Stoned Faux July 27, 2018
A date where the guy picks up the girl, pays for both people, and drops off the girl. Basically a date where the guy does all the work.
by xldr December 02, 2010