j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

rob dean

The sound of a big floppy vagina makes as it eats a hot dog while queefing the pledge of allegiance. God Bless Rob Deans anus

I’m so impressed with that Rob Dean you just made.

by Your Grandma likes 69 March 19, 2022

Rob Zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the rob zone will also be whipped by his female friend as he tries to inch ever nearer.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the rob zone)

by wooloo89 August 3, 2010

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Tag Rob

A blond dude who spends a lot of time at the gym. He falls asleep in class but somehow manages to get an A.

“Hey bestie did you see the text in the group chat?”
“Ya it was Tag Rob”
“No surprise there”

by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022

rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)

Rob likes Covid ballz deep.

by SikentG October 10, 2020

Rob

This person seems to be nice.... until they give you crabs and abandon you with ya dead nan

Oi, that's Rob, he's the guy who gave me crabs.

by Robsclit January 16, 2022