extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

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Fast 9 move

When the man gets on top and slides his penis in the vagina then spins in a circle.

Josh did the fast 9 move on me last night and I had an orgasam in 30 seconds. He spun so fast.

by Fast9 September 8, 2021

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Fast and furriest

Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel

He gave her the old fast and furriest

by Enzolammento March 7, 2019

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fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened

Bro did u fast chair that chick

by DenewProfit May 6, 2018

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Usually refers to the diet adopted by front of house staff at the Bach, in Scotland. Most of these poor souls go a whole shift with no break or food, resulting in a forced fast, the Bach fast. Individuals who partake in Bach fast are usually stunning, skinny and incredibly depressed

Customer: omg you look amazing!

Me: Wow thanks so much, it’s the Bach fast haha! What can I get you to drink or eat? Please leave I’m so hungry!

by sadskinnymagicmayonaisse November 17, 2020

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