Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

Tire Biter

A tire biter is a man who hangs around women who own fast/show cars/trucks, because he likes to fuck around with them and if they are taken he tries to get them to cheat on their partners.

Normally they like to try their luck with multiple women at once, in the same car club, either ruining friendships in a specific circle of friends or screwing ladies with a specific car. If they have any success, they brag about it afterwards, and accuse the ladies in the car scene of being loose and general being a double standarded sexist prick.

Laura: Have you seen that wanker Ben?

Ashley: Yeah he's been trying to get into the whole club's pants.

Laura: Fuck's sake, he's such a tire biter.

Ashley: Mhmm and then he goes around telling dudes our club are a bunch of sluts. Society is full of double standards. Bloody tire biters!

by _thethird_ May 15, 2016

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

by Bills rv service August 9, 2019

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008