double tired

When one is in a dangerous high state of fatigue.

I really can’t drive tonight because I’m double tired

by Theme oncology l March 27, 2024

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Tires

A way of saying something is terrible.

'Aw man this food was tires.'

by Jk16778 March 28, 2024

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Tunisian Tire Swing

Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.

Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?

Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing

by gv_86 September 24, 2025

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Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

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Man Tired

When a man is too tired to bust a nut.

I tried to beat my meat tonight, but im man tired.

by The Man That's Tired November 5, 2025

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chronically tired

Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.

Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.

Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.

Person 1: ...:c

by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025

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