third pulse

the pulse you feel in your vagina when you get horny

I was sitting on my man’s lap & he felt my third pulse

by papoya February 23, 2020

third party thinker

Someone who uses AI chatbots excessively, like they're outsourcing every thought

No no no, only third party thinkers actually pay for ChatGPT.

by tromboneboi9 December 1, 2025

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Squigga the third

The third and most advanced squigga of any generation to rival that of God with the n-word pass for life. Legends says he said the n-word one trillion times in less than a second. Squigga has confirmed 30 kids all named squigga even the women. The revolution of squigga comes on the 4th of July for 24 hours. To all light skin people protect yourselves, lock the doors, and blackface yourselves to throw them off, become Tyrone that is all.

"Squigga the third gave me an n-word pass for life it changed my life along with my black friends." "Nigga Lives Matter!"

by Tyrone Squigga the Third May 13, 2022

sesquaple-third-cousin

Sesquaple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquaple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

Iannoscoper69's Third Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Third Channel!)

The oddball of the channels, and has existed since June 12, 2019 but will eventually uplaod videos.

Me waiting for uplaods from Iannoscoper69's Third Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Third Channel!): 💀
Exactly, like why does it barely upload?

by IanTehGansta69 March 20, 2022

third legacy

For a male or female to have a third leg that is a known be many and be loved and feared at the same time.

There goes Tammy right there, you know she's the one that has the third legacy.

by Tammy's bitch January 16, 2011