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Sistor James/Storm

Sistor James is the best and everyone should stan him. He teaches life lessons daily and always encourages people to do their best.
Sistor James is most certainly the best Candidate for President and Prime Minster.

He stans twice and wishes who ever doesn't stan twice to fall in shit. Yes Love that. His favourite quote is "Ignore Your Zodiac you suck either way" ~Toby 2021.

Sistor James believes everyone is shit and everyone sucks.

Stan Sister James
Yes, I stan Sistor James/storm
by sisterjameslol1 January 5, 2021
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Blame-storm

When multiple people try and blame the same event on one another in a group argument
Six people in the elevator and someone slips out a silent bomb, the finger pointing started out small but turned into a full out blame-storm before the doors opened.
by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016
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Storm

Storm is someone who will come into your life unexpected and someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, and he makes a great boyfriend too. He is born under a fire sign (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) When conducting anal sex, usually homosexual, the receiver maintains control of the act by aggressively taking it in the bussy (pussy) while looking back at it. He loves to be fucked hard.
Hey Storm, I'm looking for an aggressive power bottom this weekend to really rock my world.
by bbRammed November 24, 2021
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Storm

only one girl for him
the word storm means the person cares too much
by lache November 22, 2021
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Storm

The biggest bitch you will ever talk to. They will be fake as fuck and they all really do suck ass. They will be your friend and get mad and ghost you. Don't talk to them their literal assholes. Literally so short like the shortest friend you will ever have. SHE IS SUCH A WHITE PERSON NO JOKE. JUST UGHHHHH. Don't talk to em. You will regret it.
"Did you hear that Storm and Hunter are dating??"
Storm: "OMG DID YOU JUST TALK TO HIM?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! HE'S CHEATING!!"
by Expired9157 June 25, 2022
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Storm

One fat kid, probably has a hard time running
Storm is fat
by Ptown November 20, 2023
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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