Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 14, 2019

Side burner

A side project which is worked on out of hours and not a top priority (i.e. on the back burner)

Don't worry boss, it's a side burner, I'm working on it in my spare time

by Mr Gibb June 18, 2015

the yellow side

To lose attraction for your own race and become exclusively attracted to asians.

Baby, it's over, I'm exploring the yellow side.

by Bonniesbigblackbooty February 19, 2011

Side twacked

When you get distracted by a million different things & forget 100% about what you were going to do in the first place.

Sorry bud, I got side twacked & took forever!

by [e-mail] November 20, 2019

Switchback Side

The act of master bating backward on a toilet.

During 4H Exploration Days we caught Luke preforming a switchback side in the dorms. What a sight!

by Patt7298 April 15, 2020

crip side

A side that doesnt exist. I laugh at all them 'hard' mothaf*ckaz who would say some crip side sh*t cuz the only sides are FOLK Nation and PEOPLE Nation. People is to the left and reps 5 star. Folk is right and rep 6. 6 and 5 do not belong to Crips and Bloods.

Pirus=folk bloods (also called black cherries) 8ball=folk crips (right side crips, like Hoova52) folk= blacc & people= wite & gray=neutral (except TRG, a CAMBODIAN gang..)crowns=people & pitchforks=folk 3crips are people and 8Crips are folk.. 4 bloods are people (4= cracked pitchfork 3=cracked 8) 6 is the heart of all FOLK affiliation as well as PEOPLE and 5. Hows that for dem 'hard' fake a** people. I swear i was chillin wit ma boy one day an these dumba** kids rolled up to us 8 deep talkin bout ma shit wrong. f*ck all dem fake mothaf*kas tlkin left side 6 and right side 5. 8ball blacc ghost>>>>> 3K 4K LKK when your not neutral, its a whole new ballpark, so before a crip hits a b, or vice versa, mind yalls secondary colors... there is no crip side so let it sink in yall

by Trey F March 20, 2006

side-step

the sidestep :

this is an awesome yet common move. the side-step happens when you cant wait to fuck a broad and you pull that g string to side with your finger and slide your dick in.

do you remember that broad at the bar with the skirt on? well i totally side-stepped her on top of my car.

by house red August 03, 2010