wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker March 11, 2014

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Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

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When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

by MinivanMafiaMan January 18, 2022

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Exit a channel of water via the "eddy", it will swirl you out of the eiver and back out, to the river bank

Eddy out!! Gtfo bro.

by dezvarnish May 03, 2022

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The only ever Asian Gaelic footballer that has played for Kerry at any age level.

Jesus that Eddie Healy is a gook is he?

by Sullybob02 April 06, 2024

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my freinds got some eddies that shyt was lined they almost died.

by smdbytch. June 14, 2022

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Eddy is a guy who is good at basketball. He is kinda nice but he can be mean. He is also smart.

Girl#1”who is that” girl#2”that’s eddy he is smart and good at basketball”.

by einstieniscool February 02, 2018

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