Woke

"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.

Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"

Normal person: "Cringe!"

by De La Vega October 05, 2023

Woke

When you try to see PewDiePie's original content.

YOU LAUGH YOU LOOSE

Bro im so woke for this video

by aWOAHen August 31, 2017

woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive

karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name

by September 09, 2022

woke

when you wake up

i dunno

people always say "stay woke" I am awake dumb bitch

I woke up

by Gamer123gaming360MLGnoscope L January 19, 2022

Woke

The notion that an individual or group has inherent insight regarding a social or political matter. This perceived insight in the minds of woke individuals elevates them to a higher moral and intellectual status. Woke people contend that their opinion is the best and right way.

Damn, that dog's so WOKE he wont even chase a cat.

by Bumrags October 20, 2022

Woke

Woke is where one feels they need to be in order to project a certain political alignment.

Man, that dog won't even chase cats. He sure is WOKE!

by Bumrags July 21, 2022

Woke

A label invented by conservatives, referring to left-wing monoculture. Wokeness refers to a set of ideology and values, the mass-media machine that disseminates them, and the system of social-pressure that silences and censors dissenters.

"Here at Acme Tech, we promote based on race and gender, not performance."
"Wow stop being so woke."

"It was a great children's TV series until season 3, then the writers went woke and turned half the characters gay."

"The new elementary school history curriculum went woke; now they vilify the United States and the founding fathers."

by PaulFidika July 25, 2022