Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.

Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok

by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Spank bank

It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.

Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion

by Spank master 2 February 1, 2021

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

Spank

Street slang for shooting a gun.

"Bouncing out and spank it til its empty cause its fun to me"

by Bluestrips August 31, 2022

Spanked

Spanked - often used to describe the spending habits of your wife or girlfriend.
The term refers to the spending of money you thought was in the bank and is an amalgamation of the two words.
Spending and banked = Spanked

'Babe tell me you haven't Spanked the money again?'.

OR

'Don't tell me you've gone and spanked everything away again?'

by Mutant Brewing June 20, 2018