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republican

people whose opinions don’t matter and probably still live with there mom. someone who doesn’t believe in science or global warming or believes that there isn’t a pandemic killings thousands of people
person 1: my son just came out as gay!
person 2: i can’t believe he would sin like that.

person1: you’re such a republican ugh.
by i have all the facts April 1, 2022
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pan republican

A republican that is secretly a pan sexual or has more than one cast iron skillet of the same size
Hey buddy I noticed your MAGA hat and those two 8" cast iron skillets you had hanging above the stove, I'm just gonna co.e out and say it, are you a pan republican?
by Wondering thoughts September 24, 2023
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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Carpool Republican

A republican woman who marries a democrat with multiple children and supports schools, low taxes and minimal government intervention. Lunches on Capitol Hill and sometimes consults. Has very wealthy in-laws and friends in the NE.
I am a carpool republican- I married a guy from Georgetown and my kids go St. Peter’s I enjoy lunch at Old Ebbit, Capitol Grill and sometimes my work is published in Politico and I make over 170k when I am working!
by CapitolHillNJ November 16, 2021
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going all republican

That behavior of a person who uses the very slightest instance of pushback on their own delusional importance to mount a nuclear assault on reason based on lies and rumors of lies.
An example might be along the lines, "I asked Karen if she would please quit taking my yogurt from the break room fridge without first asking me and she was "going all Republican" on my ass!"
by Senior Chief Skeptic May 6, 2021
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Republican Debate

1. An argument that starts somewhat constructive but devolves into a
dramatic display of emotional bravado.

2. An argument where no real practical difference is available at the ideological level,

so the crux of the "debate" lies solely on

how much or how little said agreed ideal needs to be applied as the percieved "disagreement".

3. An argument where there isn't any real constructive debate happening,

but rather a battle of egos, pride, and vanity.

4. An argument where attacking your opponent's character, past, family,

or friends as well as name calling or claims of not caring

take precedence over a practical view of the real issues at hand.

5. A euphemism for ranting about, disliking, or even hating something

whilst simultaneously lacking any constructive criticism.
"Mom and Dad were having a Republican Debate about proper directions on the

road trip so I knew I wasn't going to be able to sleep on the way."

"We tried talking to address our relationship problems but it just ended up
escalating into a Republican Debate every time"

"The irony was that they agreed overall but would get heated about

the particulars quite like a Republican Debate."

"He said he loved the USA more than me. I disagreed and told him I loved the USA more than him.
It was a good ol' Republican Debate."

"I argued the subtle beauty of IPAs while she preferred dark stouts

and this seemingly simple mutual love of beer yet disagreement about flavors

could quickly turn into a heated Republican Debate".

"I tried to be rational about my disapproval of her boyfriend's behavior but
ended up escalating into a Republican Debate over it."
by Intuition77 October 12, 2016
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