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Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

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Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn
by loralaimango November 16, 2016
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Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'
by lilmissmush February 6, 2010
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porn rolled

To be 'porn rolled' is like being rick rolled but instead porn comes upon your screen
"Man I got porn rolled after I went to that site you gave me a link for"
by D.H.Skiiier August 11, 2009
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Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.
Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.
by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010
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porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off
I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it
by Colesludge September 22, 2017
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minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting
Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting
by kevin7002 February 27, 2017
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porn fluffer

A porn fluffer is the guy or girl that keeps the guy hard in-between scenes.
Julie is a porn fluffer until she can make it to the big screen.
by Zebra Fighter June 10, 2018
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