Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018

Battle Bus

(Fortnite) The battle bus is a bus that flys over a map and holds up to a 100 virgins. That actually a world record

Hey man, lets hop outta the Battle bus now, so that we can land in fatal fields.

by Brazzr September 4, 2018

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

Bus Jacking

If you are traveling in a crowded public Bus, standing and holding a bus strap and if you see a pretty woman standing and holding a bus strap in front of you, you dry hump the woman without getting noticed. This is called Bus Jacking.

He was Bus Jacking the beautiful woman until the cum came

by Jack_95 August 29, 2020

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

Auchie Bus

Auchie Bus - pretty much the same as your Sunshine Bus except probably just around the Clydebank area in West Central Scotland (an administrative region of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland).

Sniff's just lost it lately - he's only fit for the Auchie Bus noo.

by Torromet February 15, 2019

slap the bus

something that tastes good

Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin

These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.

by cheesyyelli July 30, 2021