a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah

dat bear got an a-bear-tion

by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012

shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 09, 2017

Tare-bear

Rawr tare-bear is a nickname usually for gay people or anyone who is 🌶 SPICY they are usually the funny one in the friend group

Hey tare-bear how you zoing

by Jobbis nobbis November 26, 2020

Papa bear

The person who I play as in the school play

Yo papa bear u are the goatfather

by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 04, 2009

Wobby the Bear

wobby the bear; the most amazing bear in the world. Originated from backpacking on Roblox.

do you know wobby the bear?
why, he’s the most amazing bear in the world!

by iamsittingbehindyou9 March 08, 2022

bear-curious

An adjective used to describe someone who is curious about the bear subculture in the gay community.

The bear-curious fellow liked seeing the large, hairy men paw at each other and wondered what it felt like.

by Mr. Nostrils April 25, 2014