30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

7:30

Getting dubbed and learning that the girl has feelings for someone else.

Person A: Bro, did she 7:30 you?
Person B: Yeah bro, what a bitch

by yougogirl101 February 11, 2018

30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017

30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.

Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019

October 30

You have to kick somebody in the dick 5 times that day

Somebody: it’s October 30. Somebody else: just kick me in the dick

by Suckmeharderdaddy December 16, 2019

October 30

October 30 day of getting ready for holloween and having fun getting girls to kiss and to live life the good way

October 30th the day of getting ready for holloween and having fun getting girl so kiss to live life the good way. Definded as having the best day ever

by EnanHightower219 December 20, 2019

30 30 30

When you attempt to run 30 miles, and drink a 30 pack in under 30 hours.

I bet you can't do a 30 30 30.

by PopcornWilly April 19, 2020