bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 14, 2011

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When one wins here and there.

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." - Charlie Sheen

by Y2K Blackout March 12, 2011

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A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 07, 2011

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To win some times but not all the time. Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent ABC interview.

"I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning, I win here, I win there"-Charlie Sheen

by Shmeg C March 07, 2011

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To have both of your split personalities WIN simultaneously.

Charlie Sheen, when asked about being bi-polar:

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

by theGorkman March 14, 2011

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