Fish Tank

When someone who is skateboarding or running does not notice a pane of glass and collides with it.

“How‘d you break your nose?”

“I didn‘t see the glass door when I ran inside and I totally pulled a Fish Tank."

by Tall Jesus April 23, 2011

frank the tank

A guy who always has one beer in each hands when he's clubbing. He always orders two beers at a time to save on tip. Frank the tank is likely to possess at all time a retarded haircut and don't know much about his life except that he has to fulfill his primary needs (i.e. sex, pizza, and shit/pee).

Reporter 1: All we know is that a guy with a retarded haircut and 2 beers in his hands came and started to yell at everyone for no reason.

Guy who's watching the news: OMG, hey dude ! frank the tank is on screen

by Toddirt January 4, 2008

exo tanked

is what everyone says because exo had the worst and the most laughable free fall in history of kpop music

person 1: is exo successful?
Person 2: no, exo tanked

by manobanlisa August 12, 2021

Fish tank

ok think about a fish tank four sides so you need four people 2 girls and 2 guys make the guys face the girls and then they have sex standing up so they make a two lines next to each other like the equels sign. now there are sides air between the people are the sides and a bottom!

man: lets fish tank all night
lady: but we need more people
man: get your roomate i 'll get mine
lady: ok

and they fish tank alllll nite long and moan

I like the wayyy u fish tank baby

by karlee furlicker November 14, 2010

Frank the Tank

A man who swears he can out drink you but then he has 3 beers, complains he is tired, and then passes out. Frank the Tank also look like Shrek.

We got a bunch of beers last night and planned on getting wasted, Frank the Tank drank 3 beers and then complained he was tired and passed out on the couch.

by Freidan January 3, 2010

Ballsack Tank

1. When you get tanked in the face by a ballsack, usually a hairy one.
2. major ownage.

1. I wanted to have sex with my wife but she told me she had a headache, so i quickly shed my pants, cockslapped her in the face and followed up with a good ballsack tank. Now i'm divorced, but hey, I wasnt about to just let her get away with that shit!
2. Obama is such a ballsack tank!

by The Dezmeister August 28, 2008

melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.

spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank

by Benamin February 14, 2009