Raptor Syndrome

When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.

People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.

Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"

Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"

by SaintDredd September 9, 2009

Keefy Syndrome

The act of liking someone/thinking they like you after having only exchanging a of couple words with each other. Extreme cases include no words been said but instead just them staring at you for around a second, enough for you to fall in love with them or for you to think they love you.

Person 1: I’m in love with that girl from maths I’d do anything for her to be my gf.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: When I was leaving class she asked me if we have any homework due tomorrow when she could of asked anyone.

Person 2: Man you’ve got extreme Keefy syndrome she don’t like you she got a bf plus why would she like you fat fucking shit get a life you cunt.

by Josephgeorge12 December 10, 2022

Dip syndrome

When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse

"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"

"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."

"Damn."

by dipper9111 January 28, 2009

Breakdown Syndrome

When a person loses all sanity and mental stability when metal/rock song goes to a breakdown.

FRIEND 1: Dude, I dont know what happened. We were sitting in the car and Justin just went crazy and started hitting me and stuff when a breakdown happened.

FRIEND 2: Ya, he suffers from breakdown syndrome.

See also down syndrome

by SMOKING BANDIT April 22, 2011

Arnesen Syndrom

Arnesen Syndrom is people who have a urge for picking other people's ears

"Do YOU have The Arnesen Syndrom?"

by Pesch June 13, 2006

Javert Syndrome

The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.

St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.

by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.

"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."

by Conchita February 23, 2013