Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.
Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!
*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!
*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!
by Hygffdrtg March 2, 2023
Person 1 - Hey! i saw you exit the party with that girl
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
by Colorblind Chameleon January 5, 2018
(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.
by Franclitus May 11, 2022
An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.
Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"
by Tucosifo June 1, 2020
hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do
by Janicatt December 30, 2004