steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.

Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!

by OG Snowstorm August 14, 2017

steam engine

You stick a vape up the female ass hole the smoke goes up her ass when she then blows the smoke up your ass for ultimate pleasure

Last night i gave her the steam engine

by Lucas Hollywood December 12, 2017

steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.

Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?

by Cat_bug October 14, 2016

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 6, 2018

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

Steam engine

When you're in a car and start buttfucking your partner and put her head through the back windshield close it until her neck then put a cigar in her mouth before jizzing inside her causing her to moan into the cigarette blowing steam making her a steam engine

"Jamal gave Amelia a steam engine."

by elegy69420 August 13, 2024

steam-trained

Recklessly defeating a competitor with no regard for their ego's, abilities or feelings.

Those guys will never live that defeat down, their children's children will feel the humiliation. They really got Steam-Trained hard.

by Tigers White Brother April 20, 2017