Enrico Searfoss

The type of guy who will lean in to kiss a girl and when she swerves him he says OH HELL NAH

“Oh hell nah” - Enrico Searfoss

by Boner man 420 April 19, 2023

Poppy Scarf

When a girl wraps her legs around your head while you eat her out, and then she tinkles a little when she’s finished.

I met a Puerto Rican girl last night from Tinder who begged me for a Poppy Scarf

by BlinkMePoppy October 6, 2023

one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018

went out like scarface

You gave it your all and still kept your hope even if it looked like you were gonna lose

I lost the fight but i dont care went out like scarface

by nickkmontana October 6, 2023

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

by Brian He July 20, 2008

screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.

The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.

by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010

starfag

A rockstar who is a faggot.

Usually a pretty-boy with lots of fangirls. Those fangirls are just a cover.

Klavier Gavin is a starfag.

by Perfectionist January 19, 2008