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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
mugGet the Spank the monkeymug.

Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
mugGet the Ball spankingmug.

Spank

This part of the song spank
by Amschel May 11, 2023
mugGet the Spankmug.

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"
by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017
mugGet the Absolute Spankmug.

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december
i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley
by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016
mugGet the spank a peachmug.

spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
mugGet the spank my grannymug.

Kank spank

A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga
“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”
by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025
mugGet the Kank spankmug.

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