Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
Get the spanking the plants mug.It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
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Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.
by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025
Get the Spanking mug.Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.
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by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022
Get the Mozzarella Spank mug.When a boy or man gets too sexual and his PP needs the spanking that will make him think before he does anything
Man 1: That man needs a PP spanking
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him
by Bushfire199 June 25, 2024
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