It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
Get the Doodleberg crank and spankmug. Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit April 19, 2018
Get the Sad Spankmug. When a boy or man gets too sexual and his PP needs the spanking that will make him think before he does anything
Man 1: That man needs a PP spanking
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him
by Bushfire199 June 25, 2024
Get the PP spankingmug. by Bluestrips August 31, 2022
Get the Spankmug. by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020
Get the spank the monkeymug. The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga
“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”
by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025
Get the Kank spankmug.