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Scott Skiles

A coach who, while able to coach up his players defensively, literally has no idea what to do otherwise.

He makes the weirdest substitutions at the most inopportune times and will probably be looking for a job elsewhere after the 2011-2012 NBA season if he isn't fired before.
Scott Skiles' Thoughts: Hmm... we're winning by 21 at halftime. We're losing the rebounding battle, not that that matters. We don't have a legit center. I know! I'll pick 3 point guards to put in!
by Fuckthepolice12 January 6, 2012
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scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.
"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."
by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013
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scottify

When someone should but then doesn't share with you.
We played football last night and he never passed the ball, it was a definite case of scottify.

We all wanted to play but Chris got scottified and wasn't involved.
by Steve76ers October 17, 2014
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Scott crush

1. Having an intense crush on someone completely out of your league for an extended period of time.

2. Being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.
"OMG I have the worst Scott crush on my lab partner!"
"Oh you're screwed hon."
by anonvirgo247 July 2, 2016
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Scottish Bagpipe

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016
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scottendooder

It's a very wild one that use scottendooder ombeshures
SCOTTENDOODER SCOTTENDOODER OOOOHH THATS A WILD ONE// savage Berkley buddy
by Scottendooder March 15, 2017
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Scott A.

It means to eat out a women’s vagina while fingering another woman in a threesome.

It originated from a boy in QLD, Australia who showed to his ability to eat out a woman and fingering another at the same time on video so it became a saying. It is now a celebrated move all throughout Australia.
Scott started fingering Hannah and eat out Rachel on a livestream.
He became a saying for when you do those actions since then.
Example: I did a Scott A. On the German twins!
by Michael C. Deeznutz (Gottie) November 18, 2017
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