Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

The Salty Seafoam

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!

Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!

by Briney January 16, 2023

salty cock

when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock

ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!

by 444ngelll May 1, 2023

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

salty splatune

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.

dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!

by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012