Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.

Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.

by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018

Ass Robe

A robe that exposes the ass... commonly misunderstood as the word afro... say it out loud, you'll see what we mean.

"Why Fred, that is a mighty hott ass robe that you are wearing."

"Hell yes baby"

by Master Fanta September 3, 2005

Robbery

When a vic' gets their money, jewelery or any other item of value taken away from them by force from a thug. Robbery can also be armed, which is when the robber is equipped wit a doink or a gat, and in some cases stabs and slits the vic' or pops a bullet into the vic's temple.

I grabbed the clerk by the neck, put the gun in the mouth and said "Bitch, if you wanna be killed try some stupid shit".

by Leathaface July 24, 2003

Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.

"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019

The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

Robert

An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.

did you see that hottie, he is such a robert.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.

by mr. nobody 6468 March 7, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.

Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!

by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009