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Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
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Republican

A) A really stupid person who thinks they are owning the system by being racist and hating gay people instead of the CEO’s and billionaires that are actually causing the downfall of society.

B) A really cool person that hates unelected dictators and cosplayers.
I’m a republican I think the government is run by Jewish homosexuals that are trying to implement Marxism. Despite this I love Israel.

King Charles is a poopy head.
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MAGAt Republicans

Acronym standing for Morons Against Government And Truth, which is the fascist wing of the Republican Party.
There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud September 20, 2024
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Gay Republican

A political identity characterized by being both gay and a member of the Republican Party, embodying a unique blend of personal and political values. Far from being a contradiction, a Gay Republican strives to bridge the gap between diverse communities and political ideologies. They are likened to a modern-day Abraham Lincoln, aiming to unite a divided nation by promoting understanding, inclusivity, and common ground. Despite facing skepticism from all sides, they advocate for a more cohesive society where diverse identities and beliefs can coexist harmoniously.
As a Gay Republican, he worked tirelessly to bring together conservative values and LGBTQ+ rights, hoping to inspire unity and progress in the spirit of Lincoln.
by Maverick22_ July 18, 2024
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California Republican

A California Republican is identified as socially liberal and economically conservative.
Are you republican? Well, I am California Republican. I am socially liberal but economically, I am conservative.
by AldashX951 July 30, 2025
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MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.
ThIs MaGa RePuBlIcAn Is LiTeRaLlY hItLeR cUz He/sHe DoEsN't WaNnA bAn MuH aSsAuLt WeApOnS!!!!!!!!!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023
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Republican

Fucking dinlos.
Republican (Virgin): I’m a dick.
Literally everyone else: FUCK YOU YOU DIVHEAD
by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022
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