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by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! mug.An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.
1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024
Get the Gollum release mug.A spiritual and emotional act performed on January 11th (the 11/01 portal), signifying the mature acceptance of the end.
It is the mature acceptance of someone who wishes him safety on his new path while reminding him to treat the fragile, young replacement heart with care.
It is the mature acceptance of someone who wishes him safety on his new path while reminding him to treat the fragile, young replacement heart with care.
She looked at the date, realized the portal was open, and sent her final thoughts into the void:
I hold no anger, feel no weight,
That she was there before our date.
You made the choice months ago to stay
With the life you built in your own way.
You found your perfect "two-in-one":
A lover and a child, newly won.
She is the youth you longed to rear,
To mold, to shape, to keep her near.
To feed your fantasies, a sweet escape,
Within the world that you create.
So take the path that opens for you,
And start your life entirely new.
Just cherish her and give her happiness,
Don't leave her lost in loneliness.
So be sincere, fulfill her needs,
But don't ignore the heart that bleeds.
I raise a teenage daughter too,
And know the pain they go through.
Don’t break her spirit or her trust,
Be kind with her, as you must.
Safe travels in those foreign lands,
With the steering wheel within your hands.
May highways clear and open wide,
With peace and safety by your side.
In time, you’ll wipe my memory out,
You will survive without me in your life, no doubt.
So love her truly, keep her strong,
Stay where love led, where you belong.
And may your road be smooth and long.
This is the 1101 release. I let go.
I hold no anger, feel no weight,
That she was there before our date.
You made the choice months ago to stay
With the life you built in your own way.
You found your perfect "two-in-one":
A lover and a child, newly won.
She is the youth you longed to rear,
To mold, to shape, to keep her near.
To feed your fantasies, a sweet escape,
Within the world that you create.
So take the path that opens for you,
And start your life entirely new.
Just cherish her and give her happiness,
Don't leave her lost in loneliness.
So be sincere, fulfill her needs,
But don't ignore the heart that bleeds.
I raise a teenage daughter too,
And know the pain they go through.
Don’t break her spirit or her trust,
Be kind with her, as you must.
Safe travels in those foreign lands,
With the steering wheel within your hands.
May highways clear and open wide,
With peace and safety by your side.
In time, you’ll wipe my memory out,
You will survive without me in your life, no doubt.
So love her truly, keep her strong,
Stay where love led, where you belong.
And may your road be smooth and long.
This is the 1101 release. I let go.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 11, 2026
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