paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

by Nick Steele August 7, 2021

papermaker

a cute ass vaporeon like really cute and can be used as a replacement for cute

"God Evan is so Papermaker

by normalman6 August 28, 2021

paperbackreader

The mother of booktok and hating age gap books, can often be seen on TikTok making funny videos about her reading experience. She is also known as vee on her twitch, FacelessTvhead

Oh yeah! I saw paperbackreaders new video too! It was good!

by Wowza249 September 30, 2021

Paperfit

Fit and athletic on paper but in reality can’t actually complete a workout. Probably has a near perfect looking body that would struggle to run a few miles or do push-ups. Genetically gifted or surgically enhanced, usually both. Paperfit women usually can be found at the gym with a full face of untainted makeup and won’t work hard enough to break a sweat. Paperfit men often don’t leave the locker room, they simply take the selfies then leave after a shower.

Just took a class with that new gym instructor. It was garbage, she’s just paperfit.

by FlippingFancy April 27, 2023

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

by Master of the beers September 8, 2023

Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.

Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Tre Paper

A rich rapper who has a benz and will go out of his way to provide for his family. A great person to be a friend with.

Tre Paper has cool music you should look at it

by ha hhaa May 9, 2009