care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005

police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

by Seals October 17, 2006

oder police

If they find ODers/Online daters they will stop them and if they don't stop they start shooting and its a mess but funny.

ODer1: mwa mwa mwa
ODer2: mwa mwa mwa
ODer police: STOP NOW
ODer1:no
ODer Police: ~shots them~
Both ODers: AAAAAAAA ~dies~
ODer police: NO ONLINE DATING!!!!

by ドリームクラウド December 17, 2020

html police

Virtual policing of hyper text markup language.

You can use graphics any way it suits you, no html police will stop you.

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.

The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!

by Brigg August 4, 2006

Mexican Police Squad

The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.

The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.

by mexicanpolicesquad May 9, 2006

Policedem

Word used by mandem when referring to the police. (Fed)

"We sent da policedem on a wild goose chase"

by nestrawberryshortcake September 11, 2011