Pineapple hairs are the green at the top of a pineapple as stated by Anix in his 'building bikini bottom' video..
by Anonymous Ash June 16, 2020

The green leaves atop a pineapple, that you cut off a pineapple. Word created by Anix on Youtube. Youtube link is in tags.
by Human Grammarly June 16, 2020

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.
*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*
Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!
Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!
by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011

by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019

These are the words Anix used in his video. The leaves are actually called the crown of the pineapple, but we are all useless in this world so we use the term 'pineapple hairs'.
by seiciro June 17, 2020

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

The prophesized destruction of the universe due to a scientific catastrophe in which a pineapple collapsed in on itself, tearing apart time and space in the process.
by sacull June 25, 2022
