Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
by Dlyons January 7, 2022
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Parker is one of the coolest things i’ve ever met. he is okay and really fun to annoy. he is forcing me to make this in his basement!:D
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