Probably has a micro peen but is sort of funny. He also lives to have sex with fish and lose relationships. Probably thinks hes buff and doeabt wear a shirt but he actuallly looks like a fat homeless guy.
Owen is so lame
by Jake the bear March 28, 2020
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by owenhater221 April 12, 2020
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Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
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