blogger's block

Inability to think of anything to blog about.

I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.

by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007

salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks

Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.

by saly lick November 22, 2009

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Out of the blocks

The act of going really fast, going all out.

Dude, your 400m was out of the blocks!
Slow down, man, you're running obnoxiously fast
I can't help it, I'm out of the blocks!

by telliott93 April 4, 2011

Block Quote

A large quote that is used in essays for mainly for high school and college students

These quotes usually take up a lot of space and are perfect for papers you dont
know what you are writing about
and need to reach a certain number of pages

phew, without block quotes i never would have had enough pages for my essay

by Anarchy_Antelope January 14, 2009

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012