by perfectly_frank January 07, 2008
by 305 sin April 30, 2006
Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.
by Nikkideez March 15, 2017
Usage: adjective
Etymology/Root: Amer. English. Probably dialect of Northern New Jersey or Staten Island, NY
Meaning: The best or most extreme of its kind. Most often used to qualify events, but also acceptable for use with objects.
Etymology/Root: Amer. English. Probably dialect of Northern New Jersey or Staten Island, NY
Meaning: The best or most extreme of its kind. Most often used to qualify events, but also acceptable for use with objects.
After dinner with Tina at the Nautilus Diner, we went home, got drunk and made out. Obviously the date went over like Balls Marie.
That new Porsche of his is totally Balls Marie.
That new Porsche of his is totally Balls Marie.
by Lawler March 24, 2005
"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
by Panda January 18, 2005
So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls
by dildo777 May 13, 2019
by sexikrissyXD January 29, 2009