Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Grenglish scale

The grenglish scale is the scale of intensity of grenglish. It's shown by adding more grenglish. For each grenglish it's 10x worse. Each grenglish is connected with an i. So 2 on the grenglish scale (10x worse than normal grenglish) would be shown as grenglishigrenglish.

(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)

"Why do you speak a 2 on the grenglish scale?"

"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"

Translations:

0 scale

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

1 scale

“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”

2 scale

“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”

3 scale

“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”

Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.

by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.

That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.

by VapeNationXD January 13, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale usually used by men determining how good looking a woman is. With 1 being the ugliest and 10 the prettiest.

Mike: "Dude she's so hot!"
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."

by DeFINnneer August 26, 2016

Ro-scale railway

A Roblox game where it's pretty much a model railway

"Ey bruh wanna play ro-scale railway"
"Nah fam Roblox is for kids"

by Hardcore Anal Sex April 18, 2022