instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz
Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
by NOAHadamJEFF February 06, 2010
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Jizz LIce

1.) The act of ejaculating in a persons hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
by Magnum TOKYO April 24, 2006
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jizz catchers

The dimples on the small of many woman's backs, high on their ass cheeks, that can collect or pool-up the cum that's shot there.
"Dude, I pulled out and blew it on her ass and the load filled both jizz catchers!"
by jummpstart912 March 03, 2008
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jungle jizz

by kwani October 23, 2003
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jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.
Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.
by Romario May 02, 2008
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Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.
"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"
by dj dirty south January 11, 2012
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jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.
It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.
by rabidmint February 15, 2010
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