magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014

Rolling Stone

an amazing song made by The Weeknd, you should check it out :)

“hey have you heard that song “Rolling Stone” by The Weeknd? it’s amazing.”

by fatehasleft June 6, 2022

stone alone

When you stone alone because your your girlfriend left you

Guy:man,I got to stone alone my chick left me.

by absolutely_ridiculous January 31, 2015

Stone Soup

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.

I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.

by Xonikz July 19, 2018

Zoe Stone

the most beautiful girl in the world.

zoe stone is amazing.

by Yoloswag456238 May 28, 2020

Rolling Stone

Someone who is alone

Jack is a rolling stone

by Bromo February 9, 2020

Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”

The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”

by DRUsky September 11, 2023