instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "

by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010

Jizz Pirates

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

by Robert Eh May 14, 2005

jungle jizz

Jizz from a black guy.

by kwani October 22, 2003

jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.

Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.

by Romario May 1, 2008

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

Lizz Jizz

A short, chill kinda girl with a kickass attitude, loves to pick fights, and is always shit talking random people she doesn't know,in love with hugs, and kills to be bitten. shes DOWN son and u can find her kicking it in the front of CHS with the Homiesz Lilleh and Daniel

Damn son u are so lizz Jizz! U kick some major ass dawg

by StonerDawgXcore October 24, 2008