Mighty Mississippi 

1. n. Nickname for the Mississippi River, the second longest river in the United States.

2. n., adj. When your crap is so muddy and foul, you can catch catfish in it.

Tippy: Come take a look at this - I just crapped the Mighty Mississippi!
Playa: Oh, Gawd! Did you break a levee?

Mighty Mississippi by oso31 June 28, 2008

Lonesome Mississippi Drifters

A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs

Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"

Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"

Lonesome Mississippi Drifters by Get Low October 18, 2009

July in Mississippi 

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "

WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!

July in Mississippi by keep!+honest July 26, 2016

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat 

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!

This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007

Muddy Mississippi 

Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.

Last night I got a muddy Mississippi and my hair has never been the same

Muddy Mississippi by Adam c January 9, 2015

Belzoni, Mississippi 

A unique town located in the southern half of the Mississippi Delta on the Yazoo River. It has a culture all of its own, much like the rest of the Delta. Outsiders may sometimes be shocked by its unique culture. Some say the best way to describe this town and its people is that it is like traveling back in time to the late 1800's or early 1900's. Nontheless, it is a nice little town with many good residents. It is also the Catfish Capital of the World and boasts the most farm raised catfish than anywhere else in the world.

Guy 1: Man, I just passed through Belzoni, Mississippi.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: I've never seen ANYWHERE like that place.

Belzoni, Mississippi by HS22 February 24, 2011

The Muddy Mississippi 

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock

I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,

The Muddy Mississippi by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 16, 2010