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Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
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Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.
Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!
by Motorboater300 December 23, 2024
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Mississippi Hickey

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.
Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.
by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020
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Mississippi Blowdrier

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.
Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week
by Magikpol July 8, 2025
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Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.
Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.
by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Mississippi milkshake man

When a man put his semen,boogers,puke and urine in a cup and give it to his partner to drink
Dave just gave me a Mississippi milkshake man is was so tasty
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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