Matt Skiba

Lead singer and guitarist for Alkaline trio, and of course, fucking hot.
His lyrics are pure poetry.

Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile, tin men are lead by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere
Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me




lol, <3 matt skiba.

by 45hl3y. August 2, 2008

Matt Stevens

Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.

His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.

Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).

"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.

by Sebby boi March 20, 2009

Matt Nap

When one takes a short nap during work hours in the handicap toilets.

Matt's just of having a Matt Nap

by The Hound of Slaughter September 16, 2007

Matt Walsh

An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.

Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.

Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.

by Sninck September 8, 2023

Matt Voz

aka "Matt-y voz" a teacher at a small hippie school in v-town. Bald, Brain-y and a BAD ASS BITCH.
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...

"HERE'S SOME BREAD AND HERE'S SOME SPERM AND HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD"-Matt Voz 2018

by REALSHADYPANMAN October 15, 2018

Matt Shot

A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the putrid contents from the entire evenings drink runoff in the bar matt and funnel that shit into a glass and serve for one dollar (U.S.)

That fuckin drunk asshole just drank that matt shot and then threw up all over himself. Jackass.

by Big Bad Andy Evil October 18, 2008

Matt Mehana

The vocalist and songwriter for I Set My Friends On Fire. He is Egyptian, smokes weed, and pisses excellence. His halfro calls out to me. I'd do anything to get that dick, and you should, too.

My goal in life is to fuck Matt Mehana in the portapotty backstage.

by DecagonCzarina August 1, 2011