by jixxcuit September 05, 2021
by Bby mama October 06, 2021
Soulmates who were never meant to last.
A term to describe two people who love each other more then anything but are doomed to never truly be together due to tragic circumstances.
A love doomed from the start…
A term to describe two people who love each other more then anything but are doomed to never truly be together due to tragic circumstances.
A love doomed from the start…
by sam153759 January 12, 2022
Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.
I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
by Christoper Bootylicuous May 04, 2019
A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
by Draco Drake Damion December 06, 2020
A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.
How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!
A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!
A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
by DJ Bojangles September 20, 2009
by I eat poop 69 May 11, 2022