rec-loose

(adjective) rec-loosive} a hermit-like man who has a scruffy bread and dirty hair and usually lives in a van on mountains.
(noun) rec-loose

That dude Mark Tegio is such a rec-loose.

by hellomynameismarketegio October 30, 2018

Loose Dog

when you are doing doggy style on the bed and the girl you fucking is mad loose

Damn girl you a loose dog!!

by Cookierobot69 March 11, 2019

Dirdle Loo

Dirdle Loo (dur-del-loo) is a phrase that can be used to express literally any emotion. It doesn't actually have a real meaning, but it's just fun to say. You could say "Dirdle Loo" and no one would know what you're talking about. Instead of saying the Roblox death sound (OOF) after someone has a serious conversation with you, you could say "Dirdle Loo". Ditch Oof. Say Dirdle Loo.

*Absolute silence*
Me: "Dirdle Loo".

Friend: "I hate this game"
Me:"Dirdle Loo".

by Bianca_DiddlySquat December 20, 2018

Loose

An action or offering given by a black chick-fi-la, generally named Duval.

I wanted Duval to give me "loose".

by McTiger January 6, 2019

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Loose Flower

Shortened and crude translation of the Chinese phrase "水性杨花" to describe loose women. As unpredictable as the water, as easily swayed or blown away as the dandelion flower.

No vase can hold such a loose flower such as she...

by Acelsg September 27, 2018