lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

by raychelle August 1, 2008

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

lockashocka

a sexual act where the woman puts her tongue into the anal cavity of the male and licks the shit out

Last night, my girlfriend gave me lockashocka instead of head or a hand job.

by Jimbo Jenkins June 21, 2004

locket

The cutest little motherfucker you will know. Generally an affectionate female who is either small or smaller than average. Known for being sweet and will do anything for physical affection due to being a cuddly little sweetheart.

Darren: "Oh, you see that girl over there?"

Michael: "Uh yeah, the cute one with the nice rack?"

Darren: "Yeah man, she's such a locket."

Michael: "What?"

by divided we fall June 17, 2018

lockard

A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.

Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know

by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018

Lockdown Boyfriend/girlfriend

Forming a relationship over social media during a worldwide pandemic. This relationship is temporary for the duration of social distancing restrictions. LDB/G’s can pick up and drop off essentials during social isolation for their lockdown partner.

My lockdown boyfriend/girlfriend dropped me some cheesecake and milk around today

by Kath Baseley March 29, 2020

Locked in

Enclosed and inability to escape.

When I was under 3, I was locked in wearing my my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear!

by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020