Listening

The process of reading with your ears.

You've been listening to an E-book.

by new-mexican May 30, 2019

fork lifter

a prostitute who gives pleasure for pancakes and breath mints.

"kc did it with a forklifter"

by veryhar dnipples June 11, 2006

Coors Latte

Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.

Bro: You want a Coors Light?

Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.

by Decker Manning July 2, 2016

Busch Latte

Word used to try and make watered down warm piss, also known as, Busch Light, sound fancy. Commonly used by men in their 20’s and early 30’s who like to wear tractor hats and grow beards.

The Busch Lattes are going down smooth tonight!!

by Gr8onee April 15, 2021

Frappuccino Mocha Latte!

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

lifted [bro]

Sick and Lifted Bro. Black spiked hair, flat bill, trucker hat, black flys, silver star jersey or famous stars and straps, and dickies shorts. Usually shops at Tilly's. Nautical star tattoo or an iron cross on fire. Drives a lifted F-150 or Silverado. Maybe a Dirtbike in back. Tan girlfriend with large breast popping out of white "skin" tank top or wife beater. Look for them in Riverside or on main street in HB.

That sick fool is super lifted bro with his fabtech chevy.

by Nipple Threat September 26, 2005

dear John letter

1. A letter sent by a girlfriend (usually) explaining to her guy that she has no wish to see him any more, or that the relationship is not working out. Equivalent when the target is female is the dear Jeannie letter.

2. Letter from a would-be employer regretfully informing a job applicant that for one reason or another, which may or may not be given, they didn't make it.

Marie, not being the most confident girl on the block, gave Desmond her dear John letter after he ogled too many women on the beach.

I just got the dear John letter from ToyMaster last week.

by Fearman January 7, 2008