by oninomad February 22, 2011
Get the Jump Rumpmug. Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!
Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"
continue for however long you can!
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!
Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"
continue for however long you can!
by mchboy1 November 8, 2009
Get the Department Jumpingmug. An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020
Get the Base jumpingmug. A process, whereby the negative aspects of an issue or topic is wildly exaggerated and simplified beyond logical reason. It should be noted that a trump-jump does pertain only to statements made by Donald Trump.
An example of a trump-jump is the following: By letting immigrants into our country, the entire United States economy will collapse.
by snow_leopard July 20, 2019
Get the trump-jumpmug. Eric : 'ah Dave, look at the tits on that mate!'
Dave : 'she looks like a class jump her mate'
Eric : 'ye mate - deffo would give her a right good see in' to lad'
Dave : 'she looks like a class jump her mate'
Eric : 'ye mate - deffo would give her a right good see in' to lad'
by PsychoGeorge December 7, 2016
Get the Class jumpmug. Running around town and hanging out with different groups of people and visiting different establishments.
by Justfiguringthisout1990 April 22, 2018
Get the jumping aroundmug. A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.
by Rapstar3 October 30, 2010
Get the Jumping Aidsmug.