Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

by mchboy1 November 8, 2009

Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.

She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?

by Rapstar3 October 30, 2010

Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.

I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.

by Tikicobra November 2, 2010

jump trick

doing something different than you did the first time

"Don't jump trick. Go back the way you came the first time."

by Molly Bolly February 17, 2009

Class jump

A jump - sex
Class - really good

Really good sex

Eric : 'ah Dave, look at the tits on that mate!'

Dave : 'she looks like a class jump her mate'

Eric : 'ye mate - deffo would give her a right good see in' to lad'

by PsychoGeorge December 7, 2016

Bridge Jump

when someone commits death to self and go off bridge in to lakepool.

Lets go commit bridge jump.

by dfihg;tr September 10, 2018

trump-jump

A process, whereby the negative aspects of an issue or topic is wildly exaggerated and simplified beyond logical reason. It should be noted that a trump-jump does pertain only to statements made by Donald Trump.

An example of a trump-jump is the following: By letting immigrants into our country, the entire United States economy will collapse.

by snow_leopard July 20, 2019