Juan

by the real Lil Uzi Vert March 29, 2021

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n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

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he’s a very sweet guy. very shy around the public but when he’s comfortable with you, he’s the funniest guy in the world. he has a pretty face. he’s always open to help you out and he’s extremely generous. he never fails to make you smile. he’s the definition of a perfect boy :)

person1: omg look at that kid over there!
person2: oh wow who’s that?
person1: that’s juan. he’s a handsome guy isn’t he?
person2: HELL YEAH

by pauswrld November 20, 2021

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Juan

Juan is a daddy and sexy, he is someone who is also funny and a cutie.

Wow Juan is so cool

by Afloatlist38 December 19, 2018

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juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀

juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again

by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023

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Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

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